Young, dumb, Californian, and not necessarily in that order.

that moment when

your new adc friend

tells you he’s trained by a pro

and you have no idea who that is

Vagina-first

shitmystudentswrite:

Before her marriage bed was even cold, Gertrude jumped vagina-first into bed with Claudius.

is it a homing missile or something?

Guess who just failed their Psych midterm?

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/gross-sobbing.jpeg

wasn’t i supposed to do some reading 4 hours ago?

wasn’t i

Found an awesome dude in LoL.

Hopefully he isn’t creeped out.

Jesus Christ, that played like Dark Souls.

Right, so, I just realized, I fucked up anon.

Ok.

HEY GUYS GUESS WHO JUST GOT 3G ON THEIR PHONE THAT’S RIGHT ME

YOU GUYS ARE ALL SCREWED

AHAHAHAHA

Also, have I mentioned I hate symbolism?

  • Friend: Hey, you should be black.
  • Me: Yeah, I should go apply.
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