The reason why I don’t drink or do drugs is because I’m already dumb as hell without them and I pretty much shouldn’t go further.
Remember: somewhere out there, someone hates you.
Here’s a fun plot twist to your evenings.
The brain cannot make up faces; the faces you’ve thought of are faces you(r brain) have seen before.
That means that somewhere out there, your human imaginary friends, your characters, your Tyler Durdens, they all have real life doppelgangers.
Imagine crossing their path.
I’m a beginner class-sleeper. It’s only recently thaf I finally learned to position myself in a way that people will block me out of the teacher’s sight. Since I started sleeping in class beginning of last school year, I had 7 months of fuck ups, of getting caught very very frequently. Understandable, since I sit in the front.
Funny thing is, there was this one time my history teacher very easily caught me sleeping in the front.
The whole class laughed, and I tried very hard not to act embarassed. But then he just smiled at them and said,
“You guys can laugh, but she still gets better grades than all of you.”
The class ooh’d in this hesitant way.