Young, dumb, Californian, and not necessarily in that order.

BriTANick - Sexy Pool Party

Despite my way of titling things, it’s not a song.

{i’m the only one who read that as tit-ling aight cool}

what just happened 1 minute ago

  • mom opens door
  • mom: it's britney, bitch
  • mom closes door

jackhawksmoor:

lordoftheinternet:

scientists have figured out how to bring back dinosaurs

someone is building an exact recreation of the titanic

2013 is not gonna go well

put the dinosaurs on the Titanic, problem solved

Jurassic Ark

(via crandrapple)

  • Me: I love you, Mom.
  • Mom:
  • Mom: What do you want.
  • What group projects try to teach me: TEAMWORK! SYNERGY! TOGETHER, WE CAN ACHIEVE MORE!
  • What I learn: I hate people.
Fucking—

Fucking—

That’s a really good idea.

That’s a really good idea.

  • qualifications to be my friend: can handle my bullshit

Teacher Shows ULTIMATE Cheating Technique

Fucking best.

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