Yes, I know, computer; I'm actually asking you to...
Hey, don’t be such a prissy bitch. I could’ve thrown you out three years ago if I want to.
I've been 'philosophing' a lot, lately.
Aside of the death shit, which I’ve been trying to avoid thinking about. Like, why the hell do we have kindness? Looking at it in the clearest paradigm glasses I have, clean of morals and reason because that’s opinion, kindness is kind of useless. Is it something that just managed to get added in like hymen in women? I have a theory that kindness stems from, say, our primate...
I’m having fears about death again. Sometimes I just wish I’ve never existed in the first place so I wouldn’t be faced with this. Or be stupid enough to not be able to think about this.
My friends told me I look different with my...
Older. In a good way, one says. Another one says that my face speaks volumes of ‘Move, bitch.’ I like both.
hussieslips: mormonhub: Did you know that when foxes have sex the girl fox closes her vagina at the end and traps the male foxes penis in her vagina and that’s why you hear foxes screaming at night because a male fox has a trapped penis sleep well children My parents must be foxes, then. SELF-INFLICTED BURN
SWEET JESUS DON’T TAKE THE WHEEL I’LL SAVE THIS CAR FROM CRASHING MYSELF (yes, I am very happy.)
intangiblesolidus replied to your post: So this poem I made. I loved it quite honestly. Might want to change that “sees” on the sixth line to “see”. Other than that, really great. I got what you meant even before you explained it. :D In other news, I looked through it and fixed all the tenses. Thanks, man. Much obliged. :D
So this poem I made.
DESTINY What would you say when they ask you this question? What is destiny, to your perception? I, unprepared, paused before the conception of an image I see due to their inception. My mind’s two eyes see a dry, desert field. ‘What is that?’ I ask. Quickly, my mind yields. I see a man walking, his steps leaving prints onto the cracked ground, dyes it wet, darkened...
Remember when being random is cool?
I really don't like the fact that I like an...
That’s just… … A freshman, too. :/
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
thenewfantastic: criminallyobsessed: hotel-denouement: moral-highground: yougotredonyou: nicklex: hannahisdead: oh my god BEST JOKE. THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
Man, I've got this deep concept about destiny, and...
Thing is, I’m no good with poetry. And when I write raps, it’s crude as shit. (like me) What to do, what to do.
intangiblesolidus: Just watched The Town. I went into it thinking it would be sub-par but it was really good. Ben Affleck was great, and I’m not the biggest fan of his. He also co-wrote and directed it which is quite impressive also. The cast was really good overall as well. It’s probably the best performance (and role) of Blake Lively’s. Jon Hamm’s hair looked exceptionally terrific may I...
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
I waterproofed my shoes.
Somehow they feel kind of extra crispy.
cherishwhatyouhave started following you Eyyyyyyy!
Send me a "?" in my ask and I'll go and ask you a...
Why not? And I promise they won’t be shit ones like “How are you doing?” or “What’s up?”. Those are the knee-jerk question reactions of pussies.
If I treat people like I treat my (aunt's) dog,
I’d have so many fans.
Have you ever had a time when you made something, loved it, left it for a bit, and come back to find it horrendous? For me, all the time. :/ I really wana quit this mindset but, if I don’t like it I don’t.
Oh yeah, I got homework.
oh sanduval you silly goose
vaati: imagine if your life was a dubstep remix “mom is there is there is there is th-th-there …. any milk left —- WUB WUB WUB WUB WU BWUBU WHIIRP WIRRRRB WUIRIGHRB WUB WUB WOOP WUUB BUUUB WRRRHHRR WUB UB WUB” you wouldn’t get much done
My first nightmare was my family and I getting...
It’s as silly as it sounds. My second one took place in our old apartment, but somehow with high rise ceilings and an incredibly wide living room. There was only light from the kitchen and an orange glow from this demon that filled up seventy percent of that wide apartment. I think he was about to take our souls or something. But then suddenly I was moping up our wooden floor with oil...
Just had sleep paralysis for the first time in my life. Was just lying around when it struck. Had to force myself to move. And couldn’t for a few seconds. Hell yeah, that was terrifying.
Playing a game where they try to erase each other’s hand. Yes, it sounds incredulous. But they were literally trying to erase each other’s hand with erasers. I fell and skidded on asphalt, and their wounds were much worse than mine. It makes me cry for humanity.
So in my non-professional self-diagnosis, I’m officially exhausted. It’s not that fleeting exhaustion either (though I did have an I’m-exhausted-please-don’t-bother-me episode in school). But the long-term one, the one you get from not sleeping right night after night. Due to this exhaustion, I’ve accumulated this ability where I can take a nap yet still listen to...
Frank Ocean's "Thinking About You"
An advanced case of RnB tsundere. (look up ‘tsundere’ if you have to. it’s cool. i’ll just judge you silently with my eyes.)
You're a dick.
oh shit im melting hraaaagh hraaaaaaaaaaa
cant touch this
yeah, imma get infected.
Incoming flurry of chat posts.
DO A BEAR-REL ROLL.
The band "An Albatross" officially wins in the...