January 2011
3 hours and 15 minutes, 111000 101010 100110 110010
5 hours and 57 minutes, guys…
I was sitting around and swiveling in the swivel chair when my shin hit something and a shot of pain burst, nerves sending messages to my brain.
I looked down, going all “WTF” when I remembered that I had a gash from cutting myself on a shelf’s sharp edge.
“Oh, yeah, huh….”
6 more hours and 59 minutes, gais…
December 2010
So I’m watching a rerun of Without A Trace, and this girl is demanding this dude an English Literary Test (which I’m presuming is like a cheat version of it or some sort) because she can’t get a B this year because she won’t get into Cornell, and he was like, “No,” and she’s like, “Yes.” And then she manhandles him and accidentally pushed him...
intangiblesolidus asked: What's your Facebook URL? :awe:
Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
creepersgonnacreep:
lifeundercalicoskies:
devils-trap:
mishanus:
ohne:
a n y t h i n g
accurate
i’m dying here
NOTHING IS TOO PERSONAL
FIRE EVERYTHING GUYS
I’m open to any questions you have for me! :)
Shoot.
I’d beg, but last time it didn’t work. [maybe it’s because you only have three follo-] NUMBERS’RE NOT THE POINT!
reblog if you want one of these in your askbox.
a stupid question
a compliment
a tmi
a story
a poem
about you
what you think about me
why you follow me
if you met me what would you do
a cute message
one thing you want to tell me
pretty please?
intangiblesolidus asked: http://i.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/d/d0/4cbc3bca0204a/detail.jpg
Google Noobs
leilockheart:
source
Sanduval: “Pfft. I don’t use scroll wheel.”
Before he realized he just used the scroll wheel unconsciously.
intangiblesolidus asked: Yah, Itmam's his full name. :P We normally have good long convos every week or so. He's gone somewhere with the family for the holiday season, not sure where.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Kids these days...
I spent a few minutes trying to lock the keys of a flip phone.
Whiteboard
clientsfromhell:
After presenting a new design for a company website, the owner leaned over, asked if she could suggest some changes to the layout, got out a black marker and started drawing the changes on my MacBook’s screen. I was stunned.
Your crush asks you who your crush is.
In your head, you’re like:
But in reality, you’re like:
“Oh, it’s no one you know.”
And as they’re walking away, you’re like:
1 tag
Damn, this doesn’t work.
But Sp3cimen and Wave, you’re still my bros. It’s just that ‘The Good, The Bad, and The Ra’ is your 15—No. 10 minutes and 12 seconds, of sadness… Not that I can top that shiz.
Reblog if you know every word to Bohemian...
intangiblesolidus:
-laurenlikesairplanes:
Erm, fuck yes!
I remembered singing this at school with my friend.
And then a teacher passed by.
“…” we said.
He smirked. “Keep on going!”
So we did. :D
Shut the fuck up.
Don’t let a word escape from your mouth, drift from your chapped lips, and soar out to the sea of air. A plankton whisper, or a whale shout, don’t let them out.
For once silence will be nice. I’ll crave your words soon, but this isn’t the time.
No, you’re still speaking. Your mouth is shut, but you’re still declaring.
This...
Male angler fish... →
Immediately after I got home, I lied on the couch for five minutes, went into my room, take off my jacket, and slept.
Like a phoenix, I BIII- Wait. No, I mean, I REBOOOOOO- but that doesn’t ring as good as BIIIIIIRTHED does because BIIIIIIRTHED has one syllables while REBOOOOOORN has two syllables. And saying REBOOOOOORN sounds like you’re rushing yourself, and that sounds like crap....
clientsfromhell:
Client: When someone with a Facebook account visits our site, it should automatically save their Facebook password and send it to my e-mail address. I need this within the next 2 hours.
“Comparing Kingdom Heart’s Roxas with Ventus is like comparing 25 cents to a quarter.”
MUM-MUM-MUM-MUM—
Because Mum said those are the first words I’ve said. So let’s start with that.
