May 2013
so-fucking-special:
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the...
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Late start tomorrow, what up.
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NOPE can’t read this can’t read this nope
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anglosexual:
misandryinhaiku:
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
Holy fuck, I Am A Hero is good.
Slow. Gory as heck, too. But hella good.
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I have a bad feeling about things.
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nerdfighter13812:
ohanameansfandom:
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS...
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Sweet things for breakfast makes me cry ugly.
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Buy Starbucks? Yes? No?
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No, I don’t want to have a crush.
But it doesn’t seem like I have a choice in the matter.
So lately my favorite thing to do in League is to pretend I only speak Spanish.
Me: “Hables espanol?”
Common reaction: “Shit.”
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I can’t believe I’m saying this but I think my mom is legitimately pissed that I play support.
Me: “Mom, it’s an actual role, my character’s made to—”
Mom: “I don’t care. You get a character that can kill things and kill them all.”
gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
They should get actors to play the characters. Have the authors write the character’s acceptance speech. (Or if they don’t want to or if this isn’t...
ifyouhadwings:
teamniceboyfriends:
IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that
YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
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zumindest:
You know who is the most attractive? Jimmy Fallon, thats who
Damn right, that’s who.
“If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I...”
– Vargus, Archie’s Final Project (via mobilesavage)
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trvsh:
hey baby are you into
broke unstable losers
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Every
time
I watch
League vids
I
keep
on
trying
to map scroll.
I feel dumb every time I do it.
immigrant
miguu:
you broke the ocean in half to be here only to meet nothing that wants you.
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I don’t like Finding Nemo.
I’m not joking.
It’s too much feels for me.
I am absolutely looking forward to Oculus Rift.
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My mom upon learning my role as support in League: What? That's lame. If I was the one who's playing, I'd get a character who can kill everyone. I should be the one playing.
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Jesus christ, you horny fucks.
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this-mishmash replied to your post: I never really thought I’d go support, because I…
support is the kitchen of lol. meaning. women are defaulted to being only that role. welcome to acceptance.
i’m fighting gender norms by willingly getting in it.
swimming in it.
jumping out of it like a dolphin in front of a sunset.
How to be not-racist:
Don’t mention anything related to race.
Except to tell who’s who and that damn, them lookin’ fiiiiine.
